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• World’s smallest resignation letter!

World’s smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you

 

• Kissing while driving

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

• Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

• Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

• Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

• Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

• YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*