Sardar sms,funny and entertaining sms

Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya,
woh admi gusse mein apne abba ke saath Nadra ke office gaya or SARDAR manager ko bola isse sahi karke do, SARDAR manager ne pistol nikali or uske abba ko mar diya,
or bola yeh lo sahi ho gaya.

1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->

Mujh sy Aksar Woh Aik hi Sawal Poochti hy,
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Tum Mujhy itna pyar Q Krty ho,

Koi Ja kar bata dy Usko,

".~Z!ÑDÄG!~."
kis ko pyari nhi hoti..!

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

Shadi Me Khana Khula
sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya
Srdar: Dagh To Chla JaeGa
Ye Wqt Phr Ni AeyGa.

3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi
pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira
doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya
jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata...

1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe hai.:

Sardar Ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia
Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo K Police Smje Porana Ghr Hy


Sardar Ne Dewar Pe Likha

Anarkali Ko Riha Kro ;)

Sardar: oye mobile bill kitna hay?
Callcentre: sir just dial 123 to know ur current bill status
Sardar: obey stupid current ka nhe mobile ka :-D

khanay ki kisi mehfil me 1sardar ne plate me kuch chawal(rice) nikale aur har danay ko gor gor se dekhne laga...

OSKE DOST ne pucha: yar tum chawal q nhi kha rahay? Aur ye har chawal k danay ko bar bar gor se q dekh rhe ho?

SARDAR: O yar! Mene kitab me parha tha," DANAY DANAY PE LIKHA HAY KHANAY WALE KA NAAM"
main isi Lye check kar raha hon k kis danay pe mera naam likha hay jo main kha saku...:-)

Sardar goes to buy a T.V?

Sardar: Do u have coloured T.V?

Shopkeeper: yes sir.

Sardar: Then give me T.V in green colour.